1.Why don't crabs donate? Because they're shellfish
2.Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? Because it's pointless
3. Pirates are actually really bad students, did you hear what that pirate got on his report card? 7c's
4. You know why they don't play football in the jungle ? Too many cheetahs
5.Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? The lettuce was ahead but the tomato was trying ketchup
6.What do you call a lonely cheese? Provolone
7.Why don't skeletons go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with
8. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bi Son
9.Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged
10.You know why you shouldn't trust atoms? Because they make up everything
11.What do you call a person with a rubber toe? Roberto
12.Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking i'm a pair of curtains! Well pull yourself together!
13. I saw a program on beavers last night. It was so dam good